Grammar is Not a Building Code

August 6, 2012 § 2 Comments

There are a lot of grammar rants on the internet. Here’s mine:

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This is What Happens

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

When you leave your chat window open while out to lunch:

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neftalie: ok

but anyways

thats not what i had to say

what i wanted to say was finish your demo

so maybe we can make a quick album together

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Gadgets Galore, or Us vs Them?

July 10, 2011 § Leave a comment

I recently bought myself a Blackberry on eBay because I lost my phone at the Colony club in Hollywood. How did this happen? I maintain that the loose button on my clutch purse was responsible…although I did hear that I may or may not have tossed my purse in the air on the dance floor–in defiance of authority. What authority? I’m not sure. « Read the rest of this entry »

Mommy, Am I a Lemon?

May 10, 2011 § Leave a comment

I had a sudden realization the other day as I was looking through my car for my  cell phone. That is, my car with the front bumper that is constantly popping out of place and a gas tank that rarely has more than $5 in it. In the midst of leaning over to search for my phone in the receipt-filled gap between my driver’s seat and door, I was overcome with the sort of tiredness that can only be fostered by the combination of college-senior hangover and warm weather–I flopped over on the driver’s seat for a short “rest,” temporarily giving up my search. I must be getting too old for this sh*t.

And that’s when I looked down and noticed my sad, polish-less toenails. It’s certainly not a big deal to have unpolished toenails, but at the moment this realization was just a cap to my messy-haired, smudgey-faced appearance–it was the last straw. I whispered aloud to myself, “Oh my god, I’m Liz Lemon!”

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The College Clean

April 10, 2011 § Leave a comment

Ahh, the endless battle between a clean house and the natural living state of college students!

It’s a constant effort to keep things from looking like this:

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Spring Break

March 22, 2011 § Leave a comment

As Missadventures has been on hiatus for the week of Spring Break, this week we’ll be welcoming you back with a lovely, poignant collection of Miss’s photography from around the world.

Exhibit A – Vegas Girl:

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We’re not sure who this girl is, but she’s having a great New Years…and probably ate a lot of lipstick that night. « Read the rest of this entry »

Rules of the Road (Amsterdam III)

September 23, 2010 § Leave a comment

So it’s been a while since I’ve been able to update, because I’ve been quite busy settling into my classes and getting into some excuse for a routine here. It’s really been crazy. So to sum some things up, here are some general rules of conduct that I’ve learned from being here so far.

1. Tequila is not conducive to studying.

2. Neither is beer.

3. Neither is wine.

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